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やっぱり笑いは関西やね!カナディアンジョークのおすそ分け!の巻

久しぶりにカナダ人の親友からメールが届きました!(ジョンと言います
彼と出会ったのは約20年程前だったと思います最終的に彼は日本に10年住む事
となった訳ですが
日本に住んでるその10年間は毎週末彼がうちの家に来るか
私が彼の家に行くかで一緒に良く遊んだものです


その頃2人で良く飲みに出かけた時もカナダのジョークと日本のジョークを言い合い
真剣にどちらのジョークが面白いか?
とやりあったものですが結局決着がつかず
最終的には2人で大笑いしながら朝を迎えました


そんな彼も日本人の女性と結婚し子供が学校に上がるとなった時に学校教育は
カナダで受けさせたいから・・と約10年前にカナダに帰った行ったのですが、今でも
仕事の関係で嫁の里帰りと合わせ毎年6月には日本に帰って来るのです。

嫁を実家の島根県に送り届けたら仕事の関係で大阪に出て来るのですが、その時は
昔の様に必ずうちの家に来て泊り一緒に飲みながら遅くまで話をし、楽しい時間を
過ごす訳です


そんな彼が時々スカイプで電話をくれたり、たまに新しくて面白いジョークに出会った
時は必ず「オイ!mabo今日メチャクチャ面白いジョークを聞いたからお前に送っとく
!」とメールをくれるのです。

久しぶりに来た大人のカナディアンジョークを皆様にもおすそ分けしときますね
そんなん要らん!ちゅうねん。爆)(まぁそう言わんと・・・爆

this is pretty good.

This got the whole of Sydney (Australia) laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.


The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter in this particular case.


Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.

You listen to this.'

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'

DJ: 'What time?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Well...'

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: 'Up the ass.....'


They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing.


Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor traffic collisions!



読んで行ってて最後にDJが救急車を呼ばんなん程笑いこけた見たいですが
そこまで面白いですか?私も落ちを聞いてまぁ不覚にも笑っちゃいましたが
救急車を呼ぶほどの笑いではありませんよね!
アカン。またジョークに関して負けたらアカンと言う変な意地が出て来てる!ちゅうねん

やっぱり笑いは日本人の方が絶対面白いし、ましてや関西人を笑わせようなんて
ジョンもまだまだあきませんね!10年早い!ちゅうねん。爆


とにかく笑いの世界でも頑張ろう日本!!!
なんでやねん!爆
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by mabo89 | 2014-03-27 09:48 | おもろい話 | Comments(0)
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